Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
It is illegal to sell cars on Sunday.
A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.
It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.
Liquor stores may not sell milk.
No one may catch a fish with his bare hands.
“Spiteful Gossip” and “talking behind a person’s back” are illegal.
Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans.
Men are prohibited from standing in a bar.
